WHAT IS IT? The left half of this image is the legal disclaimer (aka “fine print”, literally,) on the back of a brochure that’s only 4” x 9”, so you can imagine how fine the print actually is!
What’s this daunting document disclaiming about? Is it something massive and important, protecting the issuing company from huge lawsuits and multimillion-dollar misunderstandings?
No sirreeee Bob - It’s the back of a brochure for a movie theater chain affinity (“frequent flyer type”) card program!
Wonder how much the attorney who wrote this charged the company?

